Suddenly, out of the zooniverse immerged a ball of curly hair and violence. The man stood up to his full height (which wasn't very much) and glared at them. Lol noticed he was wearing a very ill-fitting blue romper suit.
"Get in here, you russian hairy carpet men! Or I'll be at ya like a nun sandwich!" said the man, pulling them inside.
"Who are ..."
"Shut it long windy mover!" Lol noticed the little badge on the mans overalls. It read 'Bob Fossil' in childish crayon scribbles.
"Hey Mr Fossil, what's going down?" said a man with beautiful hair and a lovely sparkly jumpsuit, emerging from the panda enclosure, followed by a man who looked like he had no face.
"Oh banana pants, it's another one of me." said Richmond sulkily.
The hitcher laughed maniacally, and strolled away to find some one to stab.
"This is all too confusing" muttered Lol, feeling like there was a french brick living in her brain.
"Anyway, nice to meet you..." she said, offering a hand to the one with the good hair.
"Vince, and nice to meet you." said the man.
"I'm Richmond." said Richmond shaking hands with Vince, it looked like one of those freaky paintings where you can't tell if it's two people or a vase.
"And I'm Howard." said the man with no face, but everyone ignored him.
"Anyway, enough chitty chatty, get to work!" shouted Bob Fossil, before pulling out a talk box and whispering 'I hate people'.
By Ed the Neon Pirate
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