Lol got bored with watching the IT guys trying to remove cheese sandwiches from the computer and wandered into her living room made of old videos and tennis rackets. She sat on the crayon and nail varnish sofa and went back to what she'd been doing yesterday- trying to remember what the K in her name stood for.
"Kim...Kelly...Katherine..." She pondered out loud, when there was a puff of magic rainbow sequins and knitting needles- three fairies had suddenly appeared.
"Who are you?" Asked Lol suspicously.
"We're Kim, Kelly and Katherine. You called?" Lol explained what had happened and offered to make the fairies a cup of tea.
"No thanks, you wouldn't happen to have any vodka would you?" said Kelly. Lol searched in a cupboard made of piano keys and newspaper articles about tramps.
"Yes, we have some bright green vodka." Lol poured the vodka into three cups and gave them to the fairies. Just then, the three guys from IT came in. The one called Moss fainted from seeing so many women all in one place, the irish one started to dribble and the goth hid behind a baffled gnome.
By Ed the Neon Pirate
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