Then after thinking about it, Lol regretted putting Richmond's ashes in the bin. As a goth, she thought Richmond would like it if Lol kept his ashes in a matchbox on the mantlepiece of her fireplace made from Hama beads and hedge trimmings. Yes, he would like it there. Lmso had cried at the sudden loss of the goth, and Lmao had then poked him violently in the eye with a vodka lollipop. This resulted in much arguing and Lol had to cage Lmao before he could dent Lmso's perfect hair style. The cage, made of ugly clothes and scary-looking umbrellas, made Lmao cry, so Lol let him out on the condition that he washed the paper dishes for a week and let Lmso borrow his pocket hair dryer. As Lol went into the kitchen, she was so stressed she failed to notice the giant swirling vortex that had opened up on the floor, and was sent tumbling into a world of great hair, mocha moustaches and fruitcakes with beans on them.
By Nonnie the Emo Ninja
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