Lol felt very sorry for Richmond, and leaving Vince to introduce himself to the IT guys she went through the red door.
She was in a room with four large black boxes, with red lights blinking on them. There were a couple of chairs, but apart from that the place was empty.
"Richmond?" asked Lol nervously. He dropped down from his hiding place on the ceiling.
"Go away." he said, keeping his back turned to her.
"Oh come on RichAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Richmond had finally turned around, and the sight that confronted Lol was an awful one indeed. His hair was short and blonde, his face-makeup free, and he wore an ordinary grey suit.
"What are you doing?" asked Lol incredulously.
"Well, since no-one likes me as a goth, I'm going to be normal, now excuse me." He went back out into the office, passed the sparkling Vince without a word and left.
"We've upset Richmond." said Lol to Vince.
"Who's that again?" he asked with a blank face.
"The goth." Lol said, annoyed.
"Oh right." Vince stared into no where for a second and then suddenly crumpled into a tiny ball. He stood up again wearing a hawain shirt, a pair of khaki shorts and awful shoes.
"Nooooooo! Richmond must have upset the dimensions of the universe! Him becoming normal means the rest of us have to change as well. My god, I look like Howard!" Vince started to cry and Lol just sighed.
By Ed the Neon Pirate
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