Lol ran to where she heard Richmond's terrified screams, Vince following her closely and keeping an eye out for any sinister looking Henry hoovers. They found Richmond, cowering away from a short man in a blue turban. Well, when I say man, I mean he looked about twelve but had a slight 'tache. Richmond saw Lol and thought he was saved.
"Help me! He's magic and colourful and said something about sharks with knees!" Richmond screamed hysterically. Lol thought that by now, after all the evil Richmond had done, he looked rather pathetic. Vince, after changing his hat again (this time it was a white cowboy hat with blue glitter around the edges) he waved at the short man and said
"Hey, Naboo. This fruit cake giving you trouble?" to which Naboo replied,
"Yeah, this questionably scary bloke came creeping round the corner and Bollo went to hide back at the shop. He was well spooked, Vince." Lol heard Naboo's questionably awesome accent and made a :3 face with out meaning to. "We were gonna go to the Piney Ridge Shamansbury's to get some more frogs, what you up to?" Vince then explained the whole story from the time that Lol and Richmond appeared in the middle of no where, and you've already read that bit, so we'll skip it. Naboo then said
"Vince, I know you're the golden child of neon and glitter, but my advice to you is to never trust girls from uvver dimensions. They steal your socks and eat all your smarties. And usually 'ave over protective goth stalkers, but it's that's very rare. Tell me if you need any hair products, Vince. My shaman hours are 9am 'til 10am now. I'm working double." Lol had stood there like a lemon yet again today. Naboo left, Richmond stopped looking for a corner to hide in, and Vince yet again changed his hat. Lol looked at Richmond, and then asked,
"Richmond, what happened to Bainbridge?" As soon as Lol asked he started looking shifty.
"Um...Well, it wasn't really my fault, you know..." his eyes darted around.
"Richmond, tell us. NOW."
By Nonnie the Emo Ninja
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